This is a public service announcement.
Know your rights--all three of them.
Number 1: You have the right to negotiate! Unless it's with the Uniontown Area School Board.
Number 2: You have the right to food money! Providing, of course, you don't mind a little intimidation, humiliation and, if you cross your fingers, association which leads to arbitration.
Number 3: You have the right to free speech! (as long as you're not dumb enough to actually try it.)
Stolen from Joe Strummer.